The cry of Red Shoes in distress

Hi,


I am a gorgeous pair of red satin bow back red heels who has just arrived in town from UK. ASOS to be exact.




With a pointed front, slim 4-inches long legs, a svelte body encassed in a smooth coat of red satin and a suggestive bow to back, I can bring you from boardroom to *ahem* bedroom, if you like. I can make sure you will be the star of the night, the center of attention. I am like the trophy girlfriend that any man would be proud to dangle off their arms.


Like a mail-ordered bride, I was ordered to satisfied the lust of my owner. It was love at first sight when she first saw me...I mean my picture. Not that I wasn't pretty enough for her, but she was so overwhelmed with thoughts of whatever she would be doing with me, that she forgot to read the fine prints.

She prefers the US Size 8, ie a UK size 6; but yours truly is a UK size 8, ie a US size 10.

In a nutshell, she couldn't fill me up and I wasn't tight enough to satisfy her.

Rather than being sent back in disgrace, she has decided to help me find a new owner.

Here's me, the picture that made her fell head-over-heels in love with me.

And there is that of my black sister. I begged my owner to put an image of her beside me, just so that my beauty would seem more apparent.



Never been sullied, never been worn around; only been tested. (ie foot was inserted in once, and that is not counted)

Heel height: 4"; US Size 10, UK size 8.
Call me if you like me, I can be yours for just S$38.

Faux pas...

Animal prints were the rage on the runway for Fall/Winter 08, with leopard, zebra, tiger prints spotted on bags, stoles, dresses and hat trimmings.



But it becomes faux pas when you turn up for work in a tasteful ensemble of satin leopard blouse with black high-waisted pencil skirt, and your senior turns up with an equally glamorous looking leopard print dress.



It is not so bad if the both of you just sit at the 2 far ends of the office and try not to be seen together as far as the day progresses.

But it gets awfully embarrassing when the both of you are scheduled for a meeting with your client who manages an international beauty brand, together with her entire suite of advertising and retail personnels. And unfortunately for us, this client is a well-groomed woman who knows her Marc Jacobs from Dior and Versace.

So we fibbed and said that we just came from a PR pitch for Night Safari.