For a 22-year old woman, it is very disturbing when she doesn't seem to be able to attract anymore men, but instead, intrigues the fantasy of underaged boys (all under 16 can?!? like how sick right?) ...

This is what I call gua gua gua....

OMFG!

I just signed up for an exotic dance class which spans over 6 weeks. When I was a kid, I used to pout and try to wriggle my way out of ballet and chinese dance classes when my mother signed me up for them, but now I signed up for an exotic dance class on my own accord. So I think I'm really crazy, because as I type this, i still can't believe that I've actually forked out $150 for 6 sessions of 1.5 hour Exotic classes for beginners. And I remember that every first dance lesson that I was forced to go to, the teacher would take alook at my limbs and automatically grouped me with the more graceful girls, thinking that I can dance the cheemer stuff. Budden, I always get kicked out of dance classes due to inattention, too much giggling, or get reprimanded for being 3 counts behind the rest of the class. Aiya because it's embarrassing to do those monkey poses in front of a mirror mah...And it's not seh like when you do a catwalk. To me, I look goofy when dancing.

People who knows me knows that I own 2 left feet, and I can only do a semblance of a dance when I'm slightly drunk.

And I just found out that I've been writing "Enclosed is my resume for your preview" Instead of review in all of the recent cover letters that I've sent out. Duh-uh...this is damn fucking emabrrassing, for who'd wanna have a PREVIEW of my resume...

Ahh I'm returning to the blogosphere again...A proof of a stale life.

For once, ever since I start teaching, I am looking forward for the weekends to end and for school to start... ...

That is like how retarded right?

She looks like she don't care
Smooth as silk
Cool a air
Oh it make you wanna cry

She doesn't know your name
And your heart beats like a subway train
Oh, it makes you wanna die...

Maria, You've gotta see her
Go insane and out of your mind

I feel like 13 again and I think I'm going crazyyyy

The Fucking entry

Of late, my blog has been the only fucking place where I can scold vulgarities with no fucking restraint.

A month plus or so ago, the word "Fucking" comprised allmost all of Yours Truly's adjective usage, A person who thought very highly of himself would be called a "BIG FUCK", people were referred to as "Fuckers" or "FUCKTARDS" and I begin almost every other sentence with "nabeh".

But now, I have to show a grerat deal of restraint because I am teaching in a Secondary school, and secondary school kids have a looong memory when it comes to things like that

There was once when the noise-level of a class rose to unprecetended levels, and I was arrowed lots of shit by the HOD. Feeling extremely in need to vent if not I'll go crazy, I mouthed a slient "fuck you". But apparently, the boys sitting in the front row saw that and went into an excited flurry, discussing amongst themselves trying to come to a conclusion if I had indeed said that "F"-word.

So if anyone wants to have an ah lian conversation, please call me on my mobile...And allow me to fuck you upside down with those glorious words,

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!